justfuckingtryit (
justfuckingtryit) wrote2018-08-07 05:19 pm
A Few Substitutions
[The counter in the ratty little apartment is overrun with a handful of potatoes, some cookware that's decidedly a mismatched set, and a cookbook that has definitely seen better days. Lumen's standing in front of it, peering down at a page that's stained with age and who knows what else.]
You look at this thing yet? We're missing half the ingredients.
You look at this thing yet? We're missing half the ingredients.

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[Read: it was fun picking it out with you.]
And if we break it, we'd have to replace it, and that sounds like a pain.
[Read: I don't want to go back to Insomnia any time soon.]
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[Stirring the frying veg absently.]
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I'll figure it out, then.
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[Just finished shredding the radish greens with his hands.]
Alright! Was that the last thing? What else can I do?
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"One: Preheat oven to four hundred degrees."
"Two: Whisk the milk and eggs together. Season with salt and pepper."
"Three: Saute the onions and peppers over medium heat for four to six minutes, or until translucent and lightly browned."
"Four: Spread the vegetables into an even layer, flattening with a spatula. Sprinkle the cheese on top and let it just start to melt, then pour the egg mixture over. Tilt the pan to make sure the eggs settle evenly. Cook for a minute or two until you see the edges start to set."
"Five: Put the pan in the oven and bake for eight to ten minutes, until eggs are set. Cool for five minutes, then serve."
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[Time to spread the vegetables flat. He dumps them out into a pan that can go in the oven and does the thing with the spatula.]
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Teamwork! I'm helping!
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Making me look bad, you mean.
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Think you're forgetting what I did to those carrots last month.
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...the carrots...
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[Pouring it over the veg.]
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[Big floppy shrug.] Oh well! You cook some, you burn some.
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